“Children under, say, ten shouldn't know…”
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know how to drive
Drunken fathers back home. 
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know Dad eats Santa’s cookies
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know how hot dogs are made
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know Mom is the tooth fairy
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know how coffee tastes
To stay awake studying. 
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know Grandmas don’t live forever
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know dogs don’t go heaven. 
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know money doesn’t grow on trees
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know school is trouble
Children under, say, ten shouldn't know how to use a chainsaw
To open the garage door.