A recipe for a blinding headache

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A recipe for a blinding headache
Ingredients
1 room of screaming brothers
2 disappointed parents
4 periods of grueling mathematics
3 hours of backbreaking soccer practice
16 years of compiled migraines
1 pharmacy worth of ibuprofen
2 failing grades
A dash of misdemeanors
1 can of yellow paint
40 days of absences
30 minutes of driving to Frozen music
An 11 year old
1 job

 

Directions

Start with a base of 2 disappointed parents, next add 3 hours of backbreaking soccer practice; the consistency of your headache should almost be blinding by now. In a different part of the brain mix together 1 pharmacy worth of ibuprofen, 1 job, 1 can of yellow paint for your walls, and 30 minutes of driving to Frozen music.

By now you should be laying in bed with with the lights off because the pain is unbearable. Now, throw in 4 periods of grueling mathematics, 2 failing grades, an 11 year old, and 40 days of absences. Make sure the ingredients are folded in nicely and let set for 16 years along with compiled migraines..

When all the ingredients are set together, mix together in a dash of misdemeanors and 1 room of screaming brothers and sprinkle on the top.

This should be served once a week in minimum. It helps if you have a low pain tolerance. Don't forget to take the ibuprofen. 
Also, don't bother with the doctor because they don't understand the ingredients.






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