I toss some dough just for me.
I grab some cheese just to please.

Spread marinara sauce that tastes boss.
Don’t forget the toppings you’ll be lost.

The recipe isn't hard, easy to follow,
Don’t mess it up or you’ll wallow.

The instructions call for mushrooms,
Onions, green peppers, and tomatoes.

They also call for pepperoni, sausage,
and Canadian bacon.

The recipe isn’t hard, easy to follow.
Don’t mess it up or you’ll wallow.

Preheat the oven 425 degrees fahrenheit.
You'll be lovin this pizza, you just might.

Set the timer for 15 minutes
Then it's time to witness.

The recipe isn’t hard, easy to follow.
Don’t mess it up or you'll wallow.

Pull the pizza out let it cool.
But you forgot what they taught you at culinary school.

The pizza is burnt, with a black crust.
This is why follow the recipe, you must.

The recipe wasn’t hard, quite easy to follow.
You messed it up now it’s time to wallow.