He is cute, dorky, funny
He loves video games, just like me
He is cuddly like a bunny
He is perfect, I agree

He is supportive, loving, caring
And he always knows when to make a bad pun
Of course he will be swearing
When we are forced to run

Although he often isn’t there for me
In flesh and blood
I would one day love to add him to my family tree
Because he is definitely not a dud

He is the best of the worst
And I love him so much
With him I don’t feel cursed
He is like a human crutch

I may not know what he looks like
But that’s okay...right?
I imagine he looks quite dreamlike
With eyes as bright and daring as the moonlight

Regardless, he is my one and only
The one I must defend
With him I will never feel lonely
Imaginary boyfriend