I am oh so sorry to have to do this,
and I do hope you understand,
that I find no pleasure in doing this,
but you are like a train, running
on the wrong track,
so you must be warned,
but I feel I disgrace myself,
I don’t want to offend you,
or anybody else for that matter
but I fear, if I don’t,
greater embarrassment might ensue
so I do apologize
for my behavior that is about to follow,
but I feel like I don’t have a choice,
and then there is always the idea
that maybe I do have a choice,
which of course,
makes this all the bit harder to do,
but at the end of the day,
as a friend, it is my duty,
and again,
I do hope, you forgive me,
and I actually quite like you as a person,
but I need to say,
your breath,
it smells.