That is the subject you teach
You greeted me with a,
‘I’m going to teach you astronomy this year.’
Like you didn’t teach English
You find a way to make a Star Trek reference
Anytime you could- which was a lot
You always step on my toes
And tell us what you had for dinner on the weekends
Today you told us that
Our hour is longer than all the others
30 hours longer in total this year
That’s a little more than a day, teacher
A day longer to
Watch you sit at your computer playing grammar games
While the boys play ultimate fighting in the corner
The other girls think you’re attractive
And have pictures of your butt and stuff
I never thought you were attractive
That extra 30 hours will drive me insane
Teacher