When I am old
I will get fat
I will eat
Until I can eat no more
I will not care about
Balance of grain, fruit,
Vegetables , and protein
I will eat more sugar
Than I should
After eating
I will feel not guilt
I will feel happiness
I will not care
Where my food is from
Or if I have had too much

When I am old
I will watch t.v.
All day long
I will not get some sun
I will get addicted to
Every show and movie ever
I will hide my tv watching
From no one
I will stay inside like a bat
Hiding from the world
I will record every thing
And repeat jokes
I heard on a show
And no one can stop me

When I am old
I will never exercise
I won't run
I won't swim
I won't bike
I won't climb
In fact I won't walk
I will get a power chair
To drive me around
So I will never have to get up
I won't do sit ups
Or push ups
Or lunges
I won't care about being fit

When I am old
I will spend all my money
I will buy things
I don't need
I will take them out of the box
Only to package them back up
And return them
Or give them away
I will fall for obvious scams
And buy tickets to countries
I will never go to
I will be nosy
I will claim the world revolves around me
I will make up things about myself
That no one believes

When I am old
I will do all these things
I will not care what others think
I will be unashamed
And you know what
I will be happy
I will be free
And whatever you think
You are going to do when
You are old
It won't be any better than what I will do