Come over here and sit my dear,
Tell me everything I want to hear.
I’ll pretend I don’t see why your back,
But this time are you going to lie or tell me the facts?
This’ll take a while, so go grab a cold one from the fridge.
We won’t talk about what’s her name, that’s just water under the bridge.
You’ve made up your mind, but she isn’t here with us tonight,
So kiss me one last time, and make things feel just right.
I was hoping for a chance to cuss you out, but then you came walking in.
I couldn’t dare to offend.
Just tell me one more pretty little lie,
As I wish we could go back in time.