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Banjo Kazooie

A honey bear in yellow shorts,
strums on a banjo white,
he has a female feathered friend,
a red bird happy quite.

She blows right through a silver kazoo,
so you now know their names,
these lifelong friends until the end,
will start their brand new game.

They live together in a house,
next to a mountain twisted,
and on the top of this feature,
a lair in the distance.

Inside this lair lives a witch,
Gruntilda, evil hag,
so vain and so despicable,
won't will to wave the flag.

She stares into her cauldron asking,
"Who's the fairest one?",
but all in vain, the bear's young sister,
is the fairest one.

So full of envy, fury, hate,
she flies upon her broom,
she swoops right down, and snatches her,
and cackles in the gloom.

Kazooie wakes her lazy friend,
"Get your butt out of bed!",
"There's trouble brewing up out there!"
And suddenly, they fled.

With the aid of a geeky mole,
they learn new master moves,
collecting golden jiggies as,
they do not will to lose.

Travelling through different worlds,
many things to collect,
ten different lands, and joining hands,
the friends do not expect.

Expect to fight the witch herself,
until the very end,
but then they finally kick her butt,
and now it is her end.

They get his darling sister back,
and things return the way,
the way they were, they're pretty sure,
they won't see her again.

But in the sequel that will come,
2 years from their success,
things take a turn, and more worlds they'll,
overcome with no rest...

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Jun. 9 at 7:46 pm:
I really liked this! Also, I know this is a bit random, but Scar's mom deleted her email, so she asked me if I could ask you for your email.
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