I Asked

I asked the professor to teach me chemistry
he said I didn’t have the brains.
I asked the coach to teach me the game
he said I didn’t have the name.
I asked the model to teach me to prance
she said I didn’t have the, at first glance.
I asked the Ballerina to teach me dance
she said I didn’t the stance.
I asked the man to teach me love
he said I didn’t have the romance.
So I asked someone to teach me something
and they said I didn’t have a chance.