British Biscuits

May 25, 2012
By Slarge BRONZE, Cedarburg, Wisconsin
Slarge BRONZE, Cedarburg, Wisconsin
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Favorite Quote:
Hats are NOT food.

A British Biscuit is
An American cracker.

An Australian mate is
An American friend.

A Singapore Auntie is
An American old lady who can’t park a car.

A Chinese Hambobow is
An American Hamburger.

A Swedish Meatball is
An American ball of meat.

In Denmark, Danish is a person
In America, Danish is a pastry
In Papua New Guinea, they’re both delicious.

A smile and a laugh need no translation; it’s the same anywhere you go.

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