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Confession of a Two Faced

I lied.

I lied.

I lied.

I lied.

I do not like you.

Yet we're friends.

You p*** me off.

Which I don't recommend.

You are an idiot.

My BFF.

How stupid can you get?

Can I punch you yet?

Other people have feeling.

If you can actually believe it.

Maybe I should lock you up.

So you can throw a fit.

You're SO BEAUTIFUL.

MY FAVORITE DEPUTY

Did you get my message yet?

How about I paint a picture.

Maybe two or three.

Of you locked up in a cage.

After I swallowed the key.

Oh sorry.

I'm ranting.

My pretty little liar.

How about I bash your head in the wall.

Then remove it with some pliers.

Let's have a party.

And while you straighten you're hair.

I'll tear up all your carpet.

And then throw it up in the air.

Soon you're heart will break.

And you can cry on my shoulder.

But soon you'll forget me.

As we get older and older.

BFF?

What's that?

Who was she?

I'm you're Two Faced Biffle.

The only known company.



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andromeda13 said...
Jun. 17, 2012 at 7:07 pm:
This was just great. I laughed a lot not out of arorgance but og the sheer blunt truth of everything this poem states. I loved it and it deserves five stars. :D
 
Alechcim replied...
Jun. 23, 2012 at 12:56 pm :
Thank you so much:)
 
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TheShyOne This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 13, 2012 at 2:42 am:
Intense....this has a great energy! Wow. Just wow. 
 
Alechcim replied...
Jun. 23, 2012 at 12:57 pm :
Thank you!:)
 
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Ashers101This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 12, 2012 at 8:39 pm:
I love this. Great job !
 
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