Too Funny To Be Real

May 22, 2012
By doglover33 BRONZE, Mount Prospect, Illinois
doglover33 BRONZE, Mount Prospect, Illinois
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I’m honestly one of the funniest people on the planet

I tell jokes

dance

sing

make people laugh till their stomach hurts.
I’m so funny that people follow me around

Everywhere I go.
I’m titled as the most famous comedian in the world.

I don’t need any laughing gas to make my
Fans laugh.
It can be so much work to attend people’s special parties

and to make them laugh.
I ask for a high price to come to make people laugh.
All the other comedians out there are

Envious.
They are jealous that I take their spotlight from them.
What can I do?

I’m sorry that

I’m just too funny.
Why can’t everyone love me? I didn’t do anything wrong.

Sigh….

Being funny is a pain.



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