Bat On Steroids

April 30, 2012
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The Bats name was Ruth
He was as strong as an Ox
He was as light as a feather
His owner was weak
Ruth took some steroids like Barry Bonds
He could hit as far as the moon
He screamed every time he hit the ball
His owner retired
Ruth rolled away to a new, young owner

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