I’ve kidnapped the princess
Don’t ask me why I did it
Because I don’t know
But I kidnapped the princess

I was just walking along
Minding my own business
When out of nowhere
I’m jumped, attacked

I look behind me and it’s a girl
I throw her on the ground and say
“What the heck are you doing?”
When she looks up at me with big, brown eyes

Beautiful eyes
Such pretty eyes
I grabbed her and left
With a hand over her mouth to keep her from shouting

I look at her now, in the corner
Sitting there crying
When I realize
I’ve fallen in love with the princess
And now I can’t let her go