Sorry is Not the Word I Would Use

March 22, 2012
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I have to say just one thing.
Staying true to me,
I’ll make it short, sweet, and to the point.
But minus the sarcasticness that I only bring out for you.
This, my dear brother, is what I have to say:
I have hidden all the kazoos in the house.
I know that they have given you much joy,
Blowing them day and night…
In my ears.
So I have taken them out of your reach,
And now my ears have peace at last.
I know, my dear brother, they have brought you much joy,
And I am sorry.
But I’m really not.

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