I've been stitched and sewn
Bottled and blown
Trashed and torn
Wooden and worn

I've been suicidal
American idol
Underfed vital
Drama recital

I've been on top
Made many flops
Drank all the pop
Hit the false stop

I've been old
Bitter cold
Always told
Never mold

I've been happy and sad
Silly and mad
Grumpy and bad
Sure been had

I've been lost
Sickeningly tossed
Unfairly bossed
Followed Faust

I've been long-standing
Careless branding
Stilted standing
Reckless landing

I've been sorry, stitched and sewn
Bruised, bottled and blown
Tricked, tripped and torn
Weary, wooden and worn

I've been …