She fell down the rabbit hole
Not knowing what she may find
A mystery of an unknown world
Would it be plain mean or kind?

What she found in that rabbit hole
One could never really understand
Talking animals and mad men drinking tea
She stated that they called it Wonderland

Smoking caterpillars in a rabbit hole
An image one cannot see
A pocket watch carrying bunny
“Oh dear I’m late” so said he

In that very deep rabbit hole
She was chased, her head a prize
She drank strange potions, ate weird snacks
She grew and shrunk in size

What our dear Alice found in that rabbit hole
We will never really know
For our poor sweet Alice is at the mental ward
Putting on quite a funny show