I swear you’re such a
snake
You can’t keep a
secret
You’re always too
late
Your eyes beady and
red
You’re covered in
scales
You’re terribly
misled
Your only interest is
males

Because girls, they
hate you
Because you act like a
priss
Because you don’t walk, you
slither
Because you don’t talk, you
hiss
Why don’t you take a
number
Why don’t you stand in
line
Why don’t you just fall
under
Why don’t you grow a
spine

I swear, you’re such a
liar,
I swear you don’t ring
true
I swear, this issue’s very
dire
I swear we don’t like
you

By we, I mean us
By us I mean your peers
By don’t like I mean don’t trust
By dire I mean trouble’s near
By rhyming I make my point
By writing I don’t lie
By getting rid of snakes…
Don’t object. Don’t even try