August 26, 2011
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If I had a mustache
I would find it distracting
Every time I looked in the mirror
I would think of sex
Then I would raise my eyebrow at myself
Like I knew something of sex
I don’t have a mustache
I’m a girl
I don’t know much about sex
Except that I seem to enjoy it
With a man
With a mustache

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