Welcome to your new life!
It’s so much different now
You’re improved,
Don’t you see?
A perfect human being.

Welcome to perfection!
Where everything’s squeaky clean
Flawless skin
And sleek-straight hair
You’re a model, darling!

Welcome to your neighborhood!
The lines of white houses.
You always liked picket fences
And tree-lined streets
So let’s go in, shall we?

Welcome to your new home!
It’s so spacious and light
Bay windows
And leather couches
Don’t forget your bed!

Welcome to your bedroom!
Where all the dreams are born.
Now lay your head
On your memory-foam pillow
And sleep, darling, sleep.