Lunchtime Misery

May 26, 2011

O Woe is me
The Devil, he is here
He has made those dratted sporks
Again reappear

They look so very innocent
How cute – a multiple purpose instrument
But really they are torture

They don’t scoop
They don’t stab
They break in half when you try to use them

Look so nice
Shiny and white
Under that sheen
Hides things tricky and mean

They make the cook’s life easier
And they reduce the spread of germs
But still I want to know
WHEN WILL I GET MY SILVERWARE BACK???

The author's comments:
SPORK HATERS UNITE!!

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