Girl,
You have
A rockin’ body

But I could care less about
your FACE.

If I could
I would paper bag that s***

But that is not
how I do things

Believe it or not,
I have morals

I will be
a gentleman

I will take her out
for dinner,
Order her champagne,
Get her nice and relaxed,
Then,
take her
to my place.

I only need
this one night.
Tonight,
I’m tappin’ that a**.

I’m not lookin’
For a long term relationship

So you sensitive ladies out there
Do not come my way
If you want
Something more
than a one night stand.

I’m just a guy
who just needs to release
some tension

All I want to do
is “Hit it and quit it.”