I will never be your barbie.

June 4, 2011
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So you say it’s not ok to be gay? Well, I say your faker than Ken on steroids. You like your girls for their breast, not their best qualities. How about we say you are Ken, no reproductive system and a painted on tan. But trust me your not exactly like Ken! At least Ken can hold a solid relationship for more than a week. How about the fact that Ken isn’t emasculated because how independent and dream chasing Barbie is. Ken isn’t over protective, he let Barbie wear what she wants and be friends with the people she likes. He doesn’t try to reinforce his man hood my demanding things; notice how its called Barbie’s corvette, or Barbie’s dream house. He’s not afraid to be different; have you seen some of the things he’s worn before? Ken is what ever Barbie asks for in the moment, Malibu Ken? How about Formal Ken? She want’s it and it’s a go. She’s even made him dress up like a prince before, sparkles and all. It’s not all about him, its about her. So maybe the truth is your nothing and never will be anything like Ken.

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DreamerofFear said...
Jun. 8, 2011 at 12:58 pm
wow this couldnt get more legit if u even tried. guys just dont get it. very well worded. amazing
FisherKing said...
Jun. 7, 2011 at 1:02 pm
You sound very pissed off in this...
drivenbiimusic said...
Jun. 7, 2011 at 12:48 pm
harsh but  totally true. schweet XD
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