I Hate Computers

February 11, 2011
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Computers hate me, I swear they do.

Well guess what computer, I hate you too.!

You say you're running out of space.?

Well you won't be talking much when I smash your face.!

Just download the new iTunes, pretty please with a cherry on top

Before I disconnect your wires and make you go POP.!

There's a lake by my house

I'll throw you in there at night, when there is no noise, not even a mouse

Can you swim like a fish.?

If not, I suggest you make your one last wish.

I just want some music

Because without it, I lose it.

But NO, you hate me so

You better start working, before I make you go

I'll kick you out

And I'll rudely scream and shout

It's what you get for not working

A good life ain't what you deserving.

I buy a fancy file storage just for you,

And instead you ruin my day and make me blue

Goodbye computer, this is the end.

You don't give me tunage, so you are no longer my friend.

This is boredom at its worst

When my creativity takes a pathetic burst

This won't make my computer work

This just makes me look like a dork.


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