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Food Fight!
Every teachers'
wort nightmare
Those two words,
two words that
mean total
chaos!
Oh! The first
throw is made!
A baked potato,
launched like a
torpedo.
Butter flying
everywhere.
Mixed with
sauerkraut
and peas.
Ewe...
Now the tomato,
so ripe and red,
flies through the air.
Sailing.
Ready to hit any
target, so unsuspecting.
Duck! Don't get
hit with the
salami!
Or you'll cry to
your mommy!
She can't help you
now! Quick!
Get some ammo;
rolls, ranch, and
rice; anything!
Anything that
can help you survive
this total chaos.
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Quickly, get the
pie!
I think it's time
the others get
their just desserts!
Oh my! The whipped
cream is souring
souring so much
like the butter
beforehand.
Fly fly fly oh food
in the chaos of the
food fight!
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