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Plaid
January 12, 2011
Stripes, stripes, this way and that,
Why, oh why, do you make me look fat?
East to West, North to South,
From my toes up to my mouth.
On my bottoms and my tops,
Making all my bottoms pop.
On my shoes and my bags,
It almost makes me want to gag.
Too much, too much,
Plaid, oh plaid, you tie me up like a hutch.
Oh my, Oh my, plaid…
……
You make me Oh So Sad!!
© Sean C., Princeton, IL
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