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To Teenage Girls

Don't post on my facebook wall
Don't comment on my status with a winky face
Don't tag me in a random picture that I'm not in
Don't take me to build-a-bear
Don't interrupt me when I'm playing Call of Duty
Don't take me to DSW
No, I'm not listening to Teenage Dream again
No, We aren't eating at Panera Bread, We're going to 5 Guys
If you've got feelings for me, pre-order Madden 11 for me
If you've got feelings for me, show them





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