Late for school

The clock is ticking
my breakfast is burning
I don't recall getting up this morning!

My dog ate my homework, I forgot to feed the cat. I jumped out of the house forgetting my hat

I sat at my stop as Farmer Al's flying hen stole my pen! I looked at my watch it was Half past ten! I ran into the house calling my mom.
She was a the store buying a mop. She said she couldn't help because a clerk just stole her watch. Panting for breath I touched my knees, checked the calendar and what do I see?...

I burst
out laughing I could believe my eyes. It was only Saturday!