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They give you
balloons when your sad.
They ram themselves into
insanely small cars.
They wear
brightly patterned clothing.
They peg pastries at your face.
Then laugh at your humiliation.
They have deadly white skin,
sharp
long
teeth.
They have piercing
black eyes
and black holes
for souls.
They hide bombs in their
oversized shoes
and keep acid
in their squirting flowers.
One spritz from them
and your flesh is
decaying
faster
than
you
can
say
Coulrophobia.





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fallingupstairs said...
Feb. 17, 2012 at 9:32 pm
good god those guys are creepy. spreed the word!
 
beetieboop said...
Aug. 22, 2010 at 6:32 pm
FINNALLY! someone understands. clowns will kill us all!!!!!!!
 
mike45 replied...
Aug. 22, 2010 at 6:35 pm
they definently will.
 
beetieboop replied...
Aug. 22, 2010 at 6:40 pm
we all know that they aren't really smilling.
 
mike45 replied...
Aug. 22, 2010 at 6:42 pm
exactly...
 
TheNamesKrista27 replied...
Aug. 22, 2010 at 6:51 pm
yes! people who agree with me, people tell me im crazy for thinking they are planning to kill us.
 
mike45 said...
Aug. 22, 2010 at 5:47 pm
i totally agree. clowns are FREAKY!
 
TheNamesKrista27 replied...
Aug. 22, 2010 at 5:50 pm
 oh my gosh, ikr!
 
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