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Dear Facebook Girl

Stop doling out life advice on facebook/
With your "meaningful" quotes/
Do you even know what they mean?
And must you post the sob story of your breakup in thinly veiled references?/
That boy wasn't the love of your life, I promise/
Taylor Swift lyrics in your status?
Well aren't you original
"Ask you anythingg" on formspring?
Where is your personality?
(And for the record, no, we cannot pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars.)





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star-gazing-dreamer said...
Aug. 2, 2010 at 10:27 pm
your poem made me laugh. :)
 
FeedTheBirds said...
Aug. 2, 2010 at 8:21 pm

"inspired by a great number of irritatingly generic facebook friends." 

I know how you feel.

also: WHY ARE THEY MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT FACEBOOK?

ew.

that is all.

 
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