We’ll bring you luck
We’ll bring you flair
You’ll be on top
Just be aware
That no matter what
You thought was fair
You’ll always belong to us.

We’ll feel you up
And pat you down
Peep through the holes
You haven’t found
Untie the knots you thought
Were bound
Fear not, we are your friends

For every laugh
There is a cry
For every truth
There is a lie
In us you’ll find
Eternal strength
No liars here to sap your rank
All’s better now, that ship long sank
And all your time of stubborn greed
Won’t matter now
For us you’ll bleed
But do not fear, we are your friends
Welcome to the Committee.