Chuck Norris

June 7, 2010
By Luke Skywalker BRONZE, Aurora, Oregon
Luke Skywalker BRONZE, Aurora, Oregon
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Chuck Norris can hear silence
He can even taste you lies
And staring at him for too long
Can really hurt your eyes

It’s said that the Grand Canyon was made
When Chuck skydived from a plane
It’s also said he has no emotions
He can’t even feel pain

It’s said he played Russian Roulette
With a fully loaded gun
He even won a staring contest
With the sun, and won

Now I know you may be skeptical
You may think this is a joke
But when Chuck Norris comes knocking
You’ll be a sorry bloke



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