Remembering the first day I boguht you
An almost identical Ed Hardy knock off
However,I hadn't any care for which one was true
Like I don't care for David Hassellhoff
Ha!Just kidding,the dude's pretty cool
The guy with Pamela in baywatch
Guarding the ocean instead of the pool
He took it up a taftfull notch
Anyway,it's back to you,little friend
With blue roses and yellow hearts
I fear my use of you has reached an end
Keeping you in mint condition was too hard
But,you will always be mine
You've been with me through thick and thin,used and new
I wish I only had the time
To reverse you back,old shoe