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The Cave Man
February 7, 2010
In the deep, dank cave,
There was a man
He was questionably brave
For he was a crazy fan
He was spontaneous in life before
Having been out with friends at night
Till he turned into a psychotic horror
Now the obscure item is light
Others thought he was moronic
For he found prettiness in dark
Some thought him narotic
He believed beauty was in thick, spongy moss on bark
When he was in a normal lige
Spongebob was his addiction living in the water
He never sought out a bubbly wife
Now in the thrilling cave, he talks to Harry Potter
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