January 3, 2010
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Ding my phone goes off
"Hey babe I love you <3 LOL no im 4real ido"
I apologize, but I don't love you back.
And I use proper grammar in text messages.
And I shower every day
Unlike you
And I try at least to get good grades
And I'm creative
(Yes, I'm with a capitol I and an apostrophe)
And I know I do is two separate words.
But I reply with a "Ha."
And in less than a second he replies, "Be my girlfriend?"
No, thank you, I say
But still he
(Will you ever get the point?)
Because now I'm getting agitated
Don't call me "babe".

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ElijahN said...
Nov. 12, 2010 at 3:26 pm
HAHA this happened one time with my ex. i called her babe when we were arguing and that last line was hilarious. it would be hilarious even if I couldn't relate. I love this peace.
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