Twas Baker and the Martin Whitakers
Did Garick and Gertsch in the Clonts;
All Johnson were the Schneggenburgers
All the Neves Rex Brewer.

"Beware the McNeill, my student
the Meanners that teach the Jonases that cathc!
Beware the Yearsly Smith, and shun the Mickelson Snyder!"

He took his Lavender Place in hand:
Long time the Terry foe he sought--
So Thompson he by the Tatcher tree,
And stood and Everitt and Blake

And as in Curtis Blake he stood
The McNeil, the Parker of Waller,
Came Lunin through the Ronda wood,
and Hirschied as it came!

One, two! One, two! and Ewell and Ewell
The Lavender Wing went Godferdson!
He left it Walker and with its Peters
he went Keating back.

And Haight thou Welch the Mcneil?
Come to my Parrish my Dipko student!
O PIckering day! Hyde! Adderley!
He Snared is his joy!

Twas Baker and the Martin Whitakers
Did Garick and Gertsch in the Clonts;
All Johnson were the Schneggenburgers
All the Neves Rex Brewer.