Pizza, Anyone?

November 27, 2009
By IsobelFree DIAMOND, Hamilton, Other
IsobelFree DIAMOND, Hamilton, Other
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Favorite Quote:
"As long as there is open road, the familiar has the most formidable competitor." - Anonymous


You have reached Milano Pizza.

Your call is important to us.

If you would like to order a small pizza, press 1.
If you would like to order a medium pizza, press 2.
If you would like to order a large pizza, press 3.

Your call is important to us.

Unfortunately we are unable to offer you the assistance of staff at this moment, but your call is being monitored by Milano Pizza and we promise to deliver the correct order to your door.

Your call is important to us.

If you wish to file a complaint with a delivery, press 4.
If you wish to accuse a staff member of fraud or murder, press 5.
If you wish to report a pizza accident, press 6.

Your call is important to us.

As you speak, staff are preparing your pizza.

If you would like to specify toppings, please press 7.

You are now being redirected to a subsequent line in order to pay. Please press *.


The author's comments:
You don't even know how many crazy things come out of Lit class. This is only one of them.

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