Oh! There it is, Bass Pro Shops, my true love.
Walking up to the doors, I am in awe.
Seeing all the animal bones above,
Down on the ground I see the big bear claw.
Everything in there makes me smile wide.
All the apparel I just want to wear.
The store makes me feel like I am outside.
Country Music is only what I hear.
The fishing department is like heaven.
The aquarium filled with flashing fish.
Oh, look an associate named Kevin.
I bet they would make a really good dish.
Bass Pro Shops fills my heart with just true love,
The store is as amazing as a dove.