Some Shoes Are So Big
Some Shoes Are So Small
Some Shoes Are For The Army
Some Shoes Aren't "okay" For The Mall

Some Shoes Have Cute Bows
Others Have Glow-Magic Black Souls
Some Are For Walking And Some For School
But All Kinds Of Shoes Can Hide Great Big Moles

I Have Shoes For All Kinds Of Things
Running Around And Being At Play
Sloshing, Oh-My Goshing Through Puddles
Skipping, Tapping, And Dancing Ballet

There Are Flip-Flops For The Beach
Slippers To Keep My Toes From Soot
But Despite All These Wonderful Shoes
I'd Just Say That I'd Rather Go Barefoot