February 15, 2009
By rcain GOLD, Bothell, Washington
rcain GOLD, Bothell, Washington
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Lethally silent,
the deadly predator waits
in the darkest place.

The author's comments:
This pudge around my middle is all a facade, puny human! I will catch you and eat you for breakfast! *Pants*
Err... I seem to be stuck! Never fear! I shall simply start up the "purr" that you love! You will come to my aid immediately, comepletely oblivious to the fact that you are helping your greatest nemisis!
There! You are picking me up! And even petting me! Ohh... that feels good... ohh, right there! Mmm!
The Great House Cat has been overcome by the terrible affections of his humans! Will he survive? Tune in next time...

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