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Broccoli In The Morning

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I's goin downstairs for to eat me some bwoccowi.
Gotta eat some fast or imma die.
Good thing I bought some yesterday.
Its smells yummy all wrapped in tinfoil,
I are gonna cook it into microwave.
While that's cooking, I drench myself in gasoline by accident.
The microwave beeps and before you know it,
A HAMPSTER JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND EATS MY FACE

The end.





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