Idiots

November 16, 2014
By GirlGenius SILVER, Oakland, New Jersey
GirlGenius SILVER, Oakland, New Jersey
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The question for today is* : If you could solve any world crisis right now, what would it be?
(*-GirlGenius's favorite quote)


The pessimist sees a long tunnel ahead,

"I see the light at the end," the optimist said

The spiritualist claimed he saw two lights

The light was coming, the realist called, "Cripes!"

He concluded all four facts had to do with a train

They were on the subway when the train car came

So they were terrified when they heard its wails

The train driver saw four idiots on the rails


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on Nov. 21 2014 at 11:34 am
GirlGenius SILVER, Oakland, New Jersey
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The question for today is* : If you could solve any world crisis right now, what would it be?
(*-GirlGenius's favorite quote)

Thanks... I guess.

SilverLiner said...
on Nov. 21 2014 at 7:34 am
SilverLiner, Accra, Other
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"uhhhhhhhhh..."

...nice stuff yeah. real nice  


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