Just one game a year
Thats all you had to come to
To watch your little girl cheer
But you would rather drink another beer

Just teach me how to drive just once
That's all I want
I get my license in one year
But you would rather drink another beer

Just give me that father and daughter talk
About all the guys and thier smooth walks
I shed a tear
But you would rather drink another beer

Just take me hunting once
Thats what the father is supposed to do
Help his daughter kill her first deer
But you would rather drink another beer

Just hold me in your arms
So i would be safe from any harm
Away from all my fears
But you would rather drink another beer

Another one of your beers
Another one of my tears
My tears are all gone
But your beer is still going strong