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"Sick of You"

March 25, 2014
By ARoma BRONZE, Plymouth, Michigan
ARoma BRONZE, Plymouth, Michigan
4 articles 8 photos 2 comments

Cottonwood fallin' like snow in July
Sunset, riverside, 4 wheel drives
In a tail light circle

Roll up the windows, turn the air up
stuff some more tissues in your double d cup
that’s kind of disgusting

[Chorus:]
Girl, you make my speakers go boom boom
But right now I just can’t take the volume
the thought of ice cream makes you go mmm hmmm
You're lookin' kinda bloated in your extra large blue jeans
Drip of ketchup on mustache kinda making me
wonder how I ever thought you were a dime
Hey, I'm a little sick of you
And ready for wintertime

If you ain't a 2 you're a 1.5
eatin’ a hot fudge sundae while you drive
Oops you spilled it on your t-shirt
Every wet kiss is makin’ me sick
feels like a dog is licking my lips
Good god almighty

[Chorus:]
Girl, you make my speakers go boom boom
but sometimes i just cant take the volume
the thought of pulled pork makes you go mmm hmmm
You're lookin' kinda bloated in your plus size blue jeans
Drip of ketchup on your mustache kinda making me
wonder how i ever thought you were a dime
Hey, I'm a little sick of you
And ready for wintertime

Let's slip on out to your favorite buffet
I can spoon feed you from your plate
yet i dont think i can it make it one more day

[Chorus:]
Girl, you make my speakers go boom boom
but right now I just can’t take the volume
The thought of calories make you go mmm hmmm
You're lookin' kinda bloated in what's left of your blue jeans
coffee spilled on your crotch really making me
wonder why you’re even in my life
Hey, I'm a little sick of you
And ready for wintertime

Yeah, I'm a little sick of you


The author's comments:
Parody of Luke Bryan's "Drunk on You"

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