Lament of the Bunny in the Hat

November 7, 2008
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If you grab my ears one more time,
if you put me in that hat again,
if you pull me out and display me
for all the world to see,
I will quit.
Yes you heard me.
I have had it with this disgrace.
I’m not some little fluffy toy
used for everyone’s amusement.
How about if I shove you in a hat,
And then pull you out by your overly curled mustache?
And then let people “Ooh” and “Ahhh” over you?
Would you appreciate that?
So if you ever shove me in that satiny box of doom again,
I’m calling my lawyer.





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j~l~w said...
Jan. 11, 2009 at 4:27 am
Ha! How did you come up with that? No offense, but I wouldn't call this a poem. It's more..say.....editorial. But I still think its funny!
 
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