Look at this Oscar Winner!
He is so proud!
He’s taking us all out to dinner,
He doesn’t know he’s under a heavy cloud.

And it will pour
When I tell him the news.
He won Best Drama Queen.
He’ll try to ignore
And he’ll act all confused.
He won Best Drama Queen.

There he’ll go make a scene.
I told you he was right.
His act is better off screen.
And his best is tonight.
Waves his arms all around.
His facial expressions, hilarious!
Bam, he hit’s the ground!
I notice he’s precarious.

Poor little boy,
Never grew to be a man.
Always with his toys,
Two in each hand.

He never understood reality.
Now confused more than ever.
He must escape fantasy’s mentality.
He can’t stay like this forever.

And it will pour
When I tell him the news.
He won Best Drama Queen.
He’ll try to ignore
And he’ll act all confused.
He won Best Drama Queen.

There he’ll go make a scene.
I told you he was right.
His act is better off screen.
And his best is tonight.
Waves his arms all around.
His facial expressions, hilarious!
Bam, he hit’s the ground!
I notice he’s precarious.

Should I come to his aid?
No, not after what he did.
I’ll let reality invade.
Let Her map him of the grid