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Scary Santa

April 5, 2013
By MADavis ELITE, Kentland, Indiana
MADavis ELITE, Kentland, Indiana
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
People hurt people
And I hate fondue

People make me angry
But have no fear
Santa clause is scary
And he is not coming this year

He stalks your every move
So you better watch out
Because he’s coming for you
So don’t come out

And you might as well just hug your shoes
Because he is literally right behind you
He’ll drink all your booze
And he will take your children too



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