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The Outsiders Parody

February 20, 2013
By The_Lord GOLD, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The_Lord GOLD, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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The phone rings and I answer it
Ponyboy: “‘Sup?”
Dally: “Ponyboy! Quick I nee—”
Ponyboy: “Ah ah, that’s not my name.”
Dally: “What?”
Now Dragonslayer: “I changed it. It’s now Dragon Slayer.”
Dally: “Fine, whatever, I nee—”
Dragonslayer: “Wait! What’s my name?”
Dally: “Fine! Dragon Slayer!”
Dragon:“Yes?”
Dally:“It’s Dally; I robbed a grocery store and I need help! The fuzz is after me.”
Dragon: “Well, what did you take?”
Dally: “Bananas... So many bananas.”
Dragon: “Oh, right! While you’re there pick up some cake.”
Dally: “Pony I—”
Dragon: “No! What’s my name?”
Dally: “My gosh! Dragon Slayer!”
Dragon: “Yes?”
Dally: “I need your help. Can you-”
Dragon: “Hold on, I gotta hang up. Phone bill.”
Dally: “Pony!”
Dragon: “Dragon. See ya Dal”
Dally: “Pony, I swear I’ll—”

“Who was that?” Darry asked
Dragon: “Just Dally, he robbed a grocery store.”
Darry: “Should we... I don’t know, help him?”

I thought about that.

Dragon: “Nah, he’ll be fine.”


The author's comments:
I just thought this would be hilarious.

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on May. 26 2013 at 7:23 pm
AlaskaGirl GOLD, Klawock, Alaska
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Favorite Quote:
"Screw the shining armor. I will take my man in dirty camo any day"

:D above all my favorite :D