April 12, 2012
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I fed your dog Persian chocolates,

which I know you were going to give to your lover,

and now they are gone.

Forgive me.
I don’t know what makes you angrier, the loss of expensive goods,
or your dog,
But she just looked so hungry!
At least your date won’t get fat as a walrus…

And you will never have to walk your dog again…

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