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Delicious

April 12, 2012
By Flip_Star BRONZE, Lake Oswego, Oregon
Flip_Star BRONZE, Lake Oswego, Oregon
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I fed your dog Persian chocolates,

which I know you were going to give to your lover,











and now they are gone.


Forgive me.
I don’t know what makes you angrier, the loss of expensive goods,
or your dog,
But she just looked so hungry!
At least your date won’t get fat as a walrus…







And you will never have to walk your dog again…


The author's comments:
This apology poem is a parody inspired by William Carlos Williams' apogoly poem. This one had double the things to be sorry for, which infuriates the letter's receiver.

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